It’s getting harder and harder to be cool with your USB stick at parties. People have seen everything at this point. Capacities are larger and everybody and their mom has some sort of Swiss Army knife with data on it. The folks at CNK have been hard at work looking for the new USB Frontier and I think they’ve finally stumbled onto something that will usher us into a new age:

There it is. I’m not even going to say anything about it. I’m not even going to tell you how much data it can store because nobody cares at this point. I’m just worried about how warm it gets if I keep it in my pocket.

Beer via OhGizmo! from CMK Promos.