Just Another Windows Rant…Or Is It?

Posted by: dgoldring on Jun 26 2008

Does this sound like anyone you know?

I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack … so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.

The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.

This site is so slow it is unusable.

How about this?

It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?

So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.

Doesn’t Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?

Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.

This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.

So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn’t use it for anything else during this time.

What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.

Or finally this one (after the break)?

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Sounds like someone is having a pretty bad Windows day (not Windows Mobile, just Windows) doesn’t it.  Yeah, these all sound like some fairly typical tech support type calls that we have all been involved with.  But this is not just any tech support email.  These quotes came straight from the top. This frustration was the user experience of none other than Bill Gates.  Yikes!   This was just one of the many gems unearthed by Seattle Post-Intelligencer writer, Todd Bishop after he decided to scour through much of the discovery material released via Microsoft’s antitrust lawsuit.  And boy am I glad he did.   Check out the full email, which he wrote around the time Windows XP was released 5 years ago, here.

Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer.  Image: Seattle Post-Intelligencer

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