Deck the halls with heaps of gadgets,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to geo-cache it,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our BT Headset,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the news now, on the Internet,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Dear Mobile Santa,
I’ve been really nice this year, no, really! Ask the guys at work, I don’t say shut up, don’t make me come over there or I’ll kill you more than a dozen times a day now. That’s really nice, isn’t it, when you’re dealing with imbeciles! So when your dealing with nincompoops, a really good mobile computing solution is essential. Santa, I’m sure you can relate to that, when the GPS in the sleigh isn’t up to scratch little Peter get’s disappointed right? So big fella, I’d really like the HTC Shift jammed under my tree this year.

Always-on access to critical information with HTC SnapVUE™
Receive instant e-mails with Microsoft® Direct Push technology up to 2 days on battery standby
Powerful enough to give you the full Windows Vista® experience
Revolutionary small form factor gives you portability without compromising mobility
Adjustable 7-inch touch screen
Mouse buttons and microPad
Worldwide UMTS with HSDPA
Bluetooth® 2.0 and Wi-Fi®
USB 2.0 connectivity
Fingerprint sensor

So Santy, there’ll be milk and cookies, and a lighter vegetarian alternative, just in case your aware of the obvious obesity problem you have, caused by guzzling millions of cookies and a gazillion gallons of milk in one night. Damn, how nice is that, I could have just called you FAT. Please Mobile Santa.

Yours Sincerely

Polite Pete.

P.S. Sorry about the Rottweiler last year, but all that running and the chunk the dog took out of you, helped with the health plan right!

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