Did you ever wish you could ear a flashing neon sign that says, “Look at me, I am a Geek!!!”  Well, it isn’t neon, but I think ThinkGeek has found the solution for you.

What we have here is a shirt that displays the strength of the Wi-Fi signal in your location.  From the site:

But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.

The shirt comes only in black, and is 100% cotton.  The signal strength detector is detachable for washing, and will detect 802.11b and g signals.  It runs on three AAA batteries, which are concealed within the shirt. 

Sizes includes S through XXL

Price: $29.95

Hurry, these things go on sale October 26 (but are available now for pre-order), and are sure to be flying off the shelves.  This is sure to be the next iconic emblem of the geekdom, be the first on your block to show off your geekiness.  Pocket protector sold separately.