Short Rant: Nokia N95 Multimedia Computer Selling in US (via Experience Mobility)
I’m not picking on Jack here… (So Jack don’t take this rant personally). And yes, this a rant based upon a device I’ve never used. I tried to get one, but Nokia hasn’t responded to my request yet. NOKIA … I’m easy to find and I’d love for you to prove me wrong.
Nokia responds to public demand and brings its most eagerly anticipated multimedia computer to the US.
Ok seriously… when did this thing become a MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER???!!! It’s a phone. It’s always been a phone, and it always will be a dammed phone. You know what? The Area 51 is a multimedia computer. The Area 51m is Multimedia computer. The OQO Model 01 is (slowly) a Multimedia Computer. The N95 is a SMARTPHONE. Yes it has some computer like qualities… but it is not a bloody computer. Can I load iTunes on it? Can it run Divx 6.5? Tivo to go? Debian? Ubuntu? Red Hat? Windows XP? Crossover Office? NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE. I don’t call my BlackJack a Multimedia Computer… and while it doesn’t do all of the cool Shiite a N95 can do, it can do a pretty good amount of it.
Multimedia COMPUTERS are just that — computers. They are measured in Gigabytes of storage space, Gigahertz of processor speed, Gigabytes of RAM, they are measured in their front side bus speeds, they have graphics processors with more RAM than the N95 does and they sure as hell don’t include a “talk time” specification. Sure you can roll back a few years and find PCs without the specs of the N95, but that’s years ago… not today. If I tried to sell you a $749 multimedia computer that had a 330Mhz processor, 22MB of user accessible RAM (for installing and running programs) and a 2.6″ screen you’d laugh me out the door. So, let’s call it what it is … a multimedia PHONE.
You can’t throw a browser and some blogging apps on your phone and call it computer. You just can’t. If I pull this thing out of my pocket at a restaurant and show the waitperson the device, I’ll bet you dinner they call it a phone. I show it to my wife, the first thing she’s going to say is “You got another dammed phone??!!” The second thing is likely to be something to do with money… READ ON….
“It was a great feeling to be able to open the doors on Saturday for some very enthusiastic Nokia customers, who have been anticipating this day for months”, said Winston Wright, head of Nokia Retail Operations
Wow… I did a quick search and while I didn’t find any hard numbers, I also didn’t hear anything about people lining up 24 hours prior at the front doors to get their hands on one. Nope, no shootings either. Besides, look at the launch area – New York and Chicago. I could launch a potato in New York and be fairly sure a few hundred people would show up just for the fun of it. With 8+ million people in the City of New York if you don’t get 1000+ people at anything you do – YOU FAILED. In Chicago with temperatures only in the 30s all day I’ll bet a good number of people just wanted to get in from the cold and the wind. (Yes, it was cold and snowy in Denver too… not bashing the folks from Chitown)
Aspiring photographers and film makers don’t have to stop at just capturing stunning images and DVD-like quality video with the Nokia N95. With instant access to the Internet, sharing life experiences with the world by uploading pictures and videos directly … blah blah blah
Frankly this just made me laugh. If you’re an aspiring photographer and you are relying on an auto-focus 5mp camera phone with no physical zoom to catch your big break on… you might want to think again about your career choice. For $749 I can put you in an excellent Canon or Nikon and a good T-Mobile Dash. Better chances of catching up with Ansel Adams using one of those (although still very much off the mark in terms of required equipment). Here’s a perfect example of the difference:
Nokia N95 image (via My-Symbian.com)
Canon EOS 350D (via dpreview.com)
With its integrated GPS and Nokia Maps application, finding the way is easy. The Nokia Maps application includes maps for more than 150 countries, enabling users to explore the world, find specific routes or locate services such as restaurants and hotels and covering more than 15 million points of interest. Additional features, such as city guides and voice guided navigation are also available for purchase.
Sweet. No complaints. No Arguments. And more useful than a Garmin.
The Nokia N95 runs on WLAN as well as EDGE/GSM 850/900/1800/2100 and WCDMA/HSDPA 2100 networks — providing excellent coverage and connection speeds
Again zero in the arguments department. I wish more products had this kind of connectivity. I don’t know who thought dropping wifi from all the new smartphones was a good idea… but that guy is an idiot. EDGE sucks, 3G isn’t exactly rolling out like a boulder coming down a mountain, and frankly I want my device to be useable a couple years from now when the networks all switch to something better.
All in all, I’m sure this a rox-your-box kind of phone, I really do… but please, next time call your device what it is. If you’re selling a phone, sell it as a phone. We all are capable of smelling bullshit and more than willing to call it out so our buddies don’t step in it.
END RANT.
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Apr 10, 2007
No Offense taken my good friend!
It is an interesting device but like you, I don’t consider it a “MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER” … yet. I’ll have to try it to make that determination.
But what I will say is that on a variety of Nokia devices I have tried, I have been incredibly impressed with their performance. For me, the only thing missing to make it perfect is Windows Mobile but that is just my prejudice towards that OS.
Currently, I use a Nokia N80 as a secondary device and it has proven to be a quality device. The camera, Lifeblog, and media playback are very strong features that I really enjoy … they keep drawing me back to it. Hopefully I will get to try out the N95 and if it performs well, I will write about.
Brandon Steili
Apr 10, 2007
Hey Jack… I put that in the top of the post because I wanted to give credit from where I got the info, but I didn’t want everyone to think it was an attack on you. I agree that Nokia makes some very good devices and the ones I’ve had in the past have been excellent.
I’m looking forward to seeing if you get your hands on one. I’m sure it’s been a good/honest read of what it’s really like.
Brandon Steili
Apr 10, 2007
Oh … one more thing. That Nokia lifeblog thing looks pretty interesting. Have you found something similar for WM? If so I’d appreciate you putting some thoughts together on your site for a similar setup for those of us sans-Nokia.
dgoldring
Apr 10, 2007
The Nokia N95 looks like a simply amazing device. Like Brandon and Jack, I would not call this a multimedia computer, however, I am anxious to see how it will compare with other Smartphones and he upcoming iPhone. Windows Mobile or not, this looks to be an incredibly feature rich mobile device.
Doug
Captainmicahp
Apr 10, 2007
I think this is a harmful attitude. Sure this device makes phone calls, and probably does a good job doing that, but that is only one of the myriad of things any S60, Windows Mobile or even a high end feature phone can do. To continually emphasize that a phone is just a phone stifles innovation. Here in the United States we are plagued by below average phones and even lower expectations about what phones can do and how they can improve our lives. Please be a little more opened minded to the power that these little computers have. In fact my Cingular 8525 is more powerful and even has more storage (with the help of a Micro SD card) than the first laptop I took to college in 1996.
AngryOldMan
Apr 10, 2007
Huh.. US release. Let’s see, WCDMA/HSDPA 2100, WCDMA/HSDPA 2100, WCDMA/HSDPA 2100!!!
WHO CARES?!?!?! When Nokia builds a Quad EDGE/Tri WCDMA/HSDPA “multimedia” whatever, with WiFi, that I can use in the States AND Europe, THEN I’ll care, until then:
SHUT IT!!!!!
SHEESH!!!!!
Brandon Steili
Apr 10, 2007
@Captainmicahp … I don’t think it’s a harmful attitude at all. If anything I’m expecting more innovation from them. You’re correct we are plagued with below average phones in the US, and you are coorect again in that we have low expectations. But that problem doesn’t stem from people like you and me, it stems from the people who flock to simplistic devices like the MotoRazr like it’s the most powerful phone ever made. Never mind that it runs the exact same software build as their lowest end phones. And again true they have more power now than an old Compaq laptop but that was 1996. They didn’t compare this to a 1996 multimedia computer… they called it a “today” multimedia computer. I stand by my statement of if I gave you the specs of this phone and told you it was $745 for this multimedia computer you’d laugh at me.
How’s this… you can’t call your phone a computer unless it requires no syncing EVER. If you bundle software that requires a PC to sync with, you can’t call it a computer.
@AngryOldMan — Upset by the fact that it only supports EDGE data rates in the US and not Cingular based 3G? Most people probably didn’t catch that
AngryOldMan
Apr 10, 2007
@ Brandon Steili – Yes. That is correct. I’ve read many news articles and blogs on this and some other items that have recently come out, and I am very frustrated that Nokia (among other manufacturers) will still not produce a product for the Americas that matches the European and Asian models.
Yes, I’ve read all reasons why this has not happened yet, (Cingular’s anal-retentive thinking (reminds me of Motorola’s thinking in the early to mid ’90′s), TMobile lacking 3G at the moment), etc, but I’m sorry, if Nokia is going to pimp these in their stores, for the price they are asking in this country, I would want a “fully functional” unit, that meets specs for this side of the pond as well, not something that is, excuse my French, “half-assed”.
Brandon Steili
Apr 10, 2007
Your French is pretty good. You must have studied it in school
As for the rest of the comment – I agree 100%. If you’re going to market a device in this country it needs to adhere to the spectrum in use in this country. If you’re going to sell it has having HSDPA then it needs to work in THIS country.
And don’t get me started on the half-assed version of a product. I got that shaft when it came to the BlackJack vs. the i600… no wifi, no camera, no “nifty” card-slider homescreen, etc.
DustinT
Apr 18, 2007
Hey about the N95 if you are planing to use it in the states right now the phone doesn’t even support the 3g 1900mhz band needed in america, only europes 3g. Thus, you can’t use 3g, thus, 1 thousand dollars for a EDGE speed ‘multimedia god’…. Though…
From what I hear it’s still awesome, and when a new model or I guess a possible hack(?) supports the 3g, it’ll all really come together w/ that TV out & standard 3.5″ stero plug.
I’ve got a cingular 8525 coming, it doesn’t have the TV out, or that beloved 3.5″ but it is *hundreds* and *hundreds* dollars cheaper, working 3g, touch screen and full qwerty keyboard…
Thank god for stereo bluetooth… or I’d still hold off to drop the $$$ on the n95. But the 3g is a joy kill as I want a 3g working phone sooner than later.
Oh and while I have heard some bad things about Windows Mobile 5… the 8525 is “for sure” (says AT&T) to have an upgrade to WM6 which i’ve heard some nice things. And being a ‘pc’ guy I’m hoping I will get along with a windows mobile operating system compaired to n95′s ‘symbain os’ or what have you.
Anyways if you are lucky enough to wind up with either of the two I’m sure you’re the same kinda bastard that I am who will find some fatel flaw and still keep rubbing your hands together and drooling over all the new phones sure to come to combat the iPhone. While I will never have one (only edge, itunes = boo ) it does raise the bar on what consumers are going to want and expect from their new ” ” ” Mulimeida Computers ” ” ” : )
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Brandon Steili
Apr 18, 2007
That;s the thing we were talking about above. Sure it supports 3G, but not here in the US which is where the phone is being sold… to me that’s just stupid and a major flaw if you’re going to sell this thing as a media god.
I won’t be getting one.. that’s for sure.
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